at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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