There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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