***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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