Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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