That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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