WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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