Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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