do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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