Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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