that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
