I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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