We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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