No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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