she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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