Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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