Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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