your room smells of hookers.
And success
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Is it penis luge time yet?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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