Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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