He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she told me i tasted like america
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
