Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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