My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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