I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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