It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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