I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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