Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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