i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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