i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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