I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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