The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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