You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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