We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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