I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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