I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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