Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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