Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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