? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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