ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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