i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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