What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
