You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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