So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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