Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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