You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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