was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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