they need to just BURY HIM!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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