whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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