One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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