oh god the rape fog is back!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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