Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i jhust puked up my retainher.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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