I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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