He asked me if I "almost moaned"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
