But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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