Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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