if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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