If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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