absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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